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BREAKING NEWS – Frankfort, Kentucky – Senator Mitch McConnell states the democrats and republicans are still sharply divided regarding Casey Anthony. Even though both parties unanimously agree that she should be standing in front of a firing party, they cannot agree if she should or shouldn’t be wearing a blindfold.