BREAKING NEWS – Lucknow, India – An Indian man who had been declared dead woke up just before he was set to be buried during a funeral ceremony, according to reports. Mourners at Mohammad Furqan, 20, was declared dead by Indian medical professionals, but his surprise awakening at the funeral in the Northern Indian city shocked mourners. Unfortunately for Furqan, he was still buried… alive. He is a Hindu like all of his friends and family, that believes cows are sacred. Witnesses stated that the coffin lid was slammed down and tossed into the ground, because when Furqan woke up, his first words were, “I’m hungry! Where can I get a Big Mac?”
