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BREAKING NEWS – Harrisburg, Pennsylvania – Out of fear of losing over 5000 jobs, union leaders are challenging legislation in Pennsylvania, that would privatize the states ownership and management of liquor stores. Town drunks all over the state that were interviewed, with slurred speech said, “no comment” and staggered away.