BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Republican National Committee announced a new campaign designed to highlight socialism’s consequences through the accounts of people who fled Venezuela. “When you hear firsthand from people from Venezuela or Cuba who have dealt with socialism, who’ve been driven from their countries, who’ve dealt with the poverty and the instability it brings to their government, I think it really resonates,” said RNC Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel. “So we’ve launched VictimsOfSocialism.org so we can hear their stories firsthand and it is very powerful.” Not to be outdone DNC Chairman Tom Perez said he is countering the RNC with his plan. “What we will do is launch a new website called ‘Beneficiaries OfSocialism.org’, in which we will show first hand accounts of people from socialist countries, that will say how happy they are being lazy and unmotivated, and have just as much as the ambitious entrepreneur that’s forced to share their profits and redistribute their wealth.”