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BREAKING NEWS – Sarasota, Florida – Kenneth Feld the CEO of Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus states the second quarter earnings are way down. He said it is due to the fact that his company does not have the resources to compete with the present circus in Washington, D.C.