BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Department of Homeland Security announces that will now monitor more closely all home grown terrorism and hate groups in America. They concluded by saying that they will take no “sheet” from the KKK.
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Department of Homeland Security announces that will now monitor more closely all home grown terrorism and hate groups in America. They concluded by saying that they will take no “sheet” from the KKK.