BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump on California to tackle what he described as their “tremendous homeless problems” — suggesting they should ask the White House “politely” for help if they can’t sort it out by themselves. “California must do something about their TREMENDOUS Homeless problems. They are setting records!” he tweeted. “If their Governors can’t handle the situation, which they should be able to do very easily, they must call and “politely” ask for help. Would be so easy with competence!”
“I will never ‘politely’ ask Trump for anything,” responded Governor Newsom. “I’d rather continue to walk pass starving people that can count their own ribs through the holes in their shirts, before I politely ask that man for a penny!”