BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – Best-selling spiritual author and Democratic presidential primary candidate Marianne Williamson has laid off her entire campaign staff, both at her national headquarters and in the early voting states. Now ex-campaign manager Patricia Ewing — who confirmed the development said, “Marianne Williamson has run an extraordinary campaign. We are all proud to have worked for her.” But an unnamed staff member said the entire crew planned on quitting this week, after Williamson ran out of cash, and couldn’t persuade the workers to be paid in incense.
