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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Standard & Poor’s lowers the U.S. credit rating from AAA to AA. S & P stated that they were obligated to lower the U.S. rating, after it was leaked out that the last three checks sent from the United States Government to China to pay a loan, bounced.