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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA has confirmed that all of the astronauts in the International Space Station gave a very surprising statement to the coronavirus. When the astronauts orbiting the globe were given details of the worldwide pandemic, they responded “So, how is this our problem?”