BREAKING NEWS – San Angelo, Texas – Inmates in the Texas state prison where Warren Jeffs is being held, have all signed a petition demanding that he be sent elsewhere. They feel that he is too scary and creepy to look at, and according to guards many of them wake up in middle of the night shaking in a cold sweat, after getting a brief look at Jeffs. A civil rights attorney representing the inmates, spoke to the prison warden about their concerns. When he was shown the picture, the attorney screamed after his hair stood on end, and then ran to his car and sped off. He was last seen with a terrified look on his face approaching the Canadian border.
