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BREAKING NEWS – Ames, Iowa – Police negotiators stated that Mitt Romney and Michele Bachmann were very professional and calm during the crisis after the GOP debate. Bachmann is seen pointing to the balcony, where Newt Gingrich was threatening to jump unless someone would promise to vote for him.