BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to the awful economy in the United States, large numbers of Mexicans are now returning to Mexico. President Felipe Calderón states that the influx of people returning is so large, that it is creating a financial burden for his country, and he is now requesting for the United States to immediately begin building a fence to secure the southern borders. In an emergency meeting held by Congress, they unanimously voted to “laugh their butts off”.