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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Banks across America will soon be charging their clients to gain access to their own money, by forcing them to pay a monthly fee to use their debit card. Embracing this same principle is the Red Cross, stating that they will soon start charging people a fee to donate their own blood to blood banks.