BREAKING NEWS – Green Bay, Wisconsin – An Antifa leader known as Commander Red was busted carrying a flamethrower to a Wisconsin Black Lives Matter rally — and “dropped into the fetal position and began crying” when stopped by cops, officials said.
Matthew Banta, 23, is “known to be a violent Antifa member who incites violence in otherwise relatively peaceful protests,” a criminal complaint in his Green Bay arrest record insisted, according to WBAY.
He was carrying stickers and a flag for the controversial group — the name of which is short for “anti-fascist” — along with “military-grade 5-minute” smoke grenades, fireworks rockets, and a flamethrower, according to the Green Bay Press-Gazette.
According to the police, while Banta was laying on the ground crying in a fetal position, he was saying, “This is my mommy’s fault for not letting me play with matches, and for not buying me a G.I. Joe when I was four.” As he was taken to the police station according to the arresting policeman, he became hysterical in the back of the squad car when he was formed that Toys ‘R Us is no longer in business.