BREAKING NEWS – London, England – After weeks of negotiating, Scotland Yard decides to start hiring gay policeman. “They can slap handcuffs on me at anytime”, said a spokesman for Elton John.
PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS (ASSUMING YOU LIKE REALLY BAD ADVICE) ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!
BREAKING NEWS – London, England – After weeks of negotiating, Scotland Yard decides to start hiring gay policeman. “They can slap handcuffs on me at anytime”, said a spokesman for Elton John.