BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Music giant iTunes at Apple, have announced that they will be releasing a new album sung by the original cast of Star Trek, followed by a world wide tour in 2021. The tech giant did not give a complete list of all the songs to be released, but they did say the album would include “Beam me up Scotty, because my blind date is ugly”, a solo by Mr. Spock called “I made my point… with my ears”, and a romantic ballad called “Klingon, put that ring on”.
