BREAKING NEWS – Redwood City, California – Oracle is leaving California because it’s an economic wasteland according Steve Forbes.
The billionaire Oracle co-founder Larry Ellison, reported his relocation to the software giant’s staff members on Monday, writing in a company-wide email that he would not follow the company’s headquarters from Redwood City, Calif., to Austin, Texas. He also corrected Forbes assessment of the move. “Steve Forbes is almost right with my motives for leaving,” explained Ellison. “No matter which major city I go to in California, homeless people are pooping in the streets and nothing is being done about it. My limousines smell for at least three days every time we pass by one of these areas. So, Forbes said California is a wasteland, but I think it’s more like a ‘human waste’ land.