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BREAKING NEWS – Gelsenkirchen, Germany – During the winter many people walk their dogs in a snow-covered Garden maze. During the spring, the owner of the property removes the thawing decomposed bodies of the people and their pets who got lost and confused during the winter, before freezing to death.