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BREAKING NEWS – Hway Pu Keng, Thailand – Many Thailand women from the Kayan Tribe state they will continue their tradition of wearing gold rings around their necks. Single ladies in their early twenties often praise their government for being the only country on the planet, that allows legal marriages between women and giraffes.