BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – The U.S. Women’s Soccer Team, led by the politically charged Megan Rapinoe, represented America on the world stage by taking a knee before their match on Wednesday, only made worse by the 3-0 loss against Sweden. It was their first loss in 44 games.
“It is clear to me that the Sweden has no respect for Colin Kaepernick and the Black Lives Matter,” Rapinoe angrily stated after the game. “Sweden purposely and with malice, humiliated us on a world stage making all of us look like politically misguided idiots. They played a lot harder than they normal, which proves that they hate black people. We plan on contacting and international lawyer to see if Sweden’s soccer team is liable for their victory over us, and we also believe that Japan should be named in the lawsuit too, for hosting an event that has caused us to appear to be universal morons.”