BREAKING NEWS – The Pentagon has now reversed their previous policy of not letting anyone in the military that has uncontrollable body odor. Effective immediately, they will start enforcing their new policy called “Don’t Ask Don’t Smell”.
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BREAKING NEWS – The Pentagon has now reversed their previous policy of not letting anyone in the military that has uncontrollable body odor. Effective immediately, they will start enforcing their new policy called “Don’t Ask Don’t Smell”.