BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Top executives for bankrupt solar panel company Solyndra Brian Harrison and William Stover, promise Congress during a hearing, that they are going after the individual who is most responsible for them losing their business. They both stated that they plan on filing a 20 billion dollar lawsuit against the sun. Legal experts state that this unprecedented move will be problematic because, our nearest star has to be served first, and it’s 93 million miles away. And secondly, building a gigantic fireproof courtroom isn’t likely or practical. An unconfirmed report from NASA is that the sun is threatening to fry this planet if this frivolous lawsuit is filed.