BREAKING NEWS – Versailles, France – French soccer player Aminata Diallo was arrested in connection with an attack on Paris Saint-Germain teammate Kheira Hamraoui who was struck in the legs by two masked men wielding iron bars, the team confirmed.
PSG released a statement on the club’s website confirming the midfielder’s arrest as part of the Versailles Regional Police Service’s investigation into the attack on Hamraoui.
Diallo is now alleging that her arrest was racially motivated. “Why was I arrested? It’s because of my skin color,” she explained. “Tonya Harding orchestrated the same attack on Nancy Kerrigan, yet she didn’t go to jail. Besides, I told the two men to use baseball bats because they have grips, not iron bars. So I’ll be suing those two morons in small claims court to get my deposit back, plus I plan on giving both men a very bad review on Yelp!”