BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The national anti-harassment group Time’s Up announced a “major reset”, claiming the women’s rights organization would be “rebuilt from the ground up” after a few of its leaders advised disgraced ex-New York Gov. Cuomo’s administration when he was first accused of sexual misconduct last year.
“The Board of Directors of TIME’S UP today announced a major reset of the women’s rights organization,” a statement shared to the group’s website reads. According to the group, the decision “follows the completion of an initial phase in a comprehensive management review by an independent consultant.”
“This is a needed reset, not a retreat.” said Board Chair Gabrielle Sulzberger. “We maintain that certain high profile democrats should be given the benefit of the doubt regarding sexual harassment allegations. Would we give the same level of compassion to republicans? No way! We say this because we believe that democratic men consistently have acceptable and understandable reasons and motives for intimidating and sexually harassing vulnerable women, whereas we feel republican men are driven exclusively by lust.”