BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – According to the CDC, when it was revealed that hand sanitizers are predominately made of alcohol, thousands of town drunks nationwide stated that they feel vindicated.

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – According to the CDC, when it was revealed that hand sanitizers are predominately made of alcohol, thousands of town drunks nationwide stated that they feel vindicated.