BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Singer Kanye West who earned an estimated $16 million last year, was arrested after being charged with an assault while marching with the Wall Street protestors. Witnesses stated that after the rapper/singer gave a short speech on how greedy and insensitive rich people are, a man standing near him asked for a couple of dollars to buy himself some food. Kanye immediately began punching the man, while calling him a “misguided freeloader” that should stop whining and go get a job. His agent stated that he plans on publicly apologizing for his behavior, but first he wanted to get some advice from Taylor Swift.