BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton was openly hostile at a press conference when she addressed the Durham investigation.

“Republicans are just trying to stop me from running for office in 2024, and prevent me from finally becoming the queen of this nation,” the former Secretary of State explained. “The direction of the Durham investigation is unacceptable! It’s not fair!” She paused as she stared at the microphone, gathering her thoughts. “In 2008 and 2020, two black women stole something that belonged to me, and frankly, I’m tired of it!”