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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women (NOW) is now demanding that the American Kennel Club (AKC) rename female Dobermans to “Doberwomen” to remove the appearance of sexism. The AKC then responded by referring to the women in NOW as “a bunch of female dogs”, but they didn’t specify which particular breed.