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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Michael Moore’s recent environmental film “Planet of the Humans,” is a movie about the dangers of mankind’s impact on the planet.
According to unnamed source at Ancestry.com, Moore is not completely a human, and his genealogy proves that he is approximately 70% bacon.