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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Claudio Barbato of the FLI party got into a fight with Fabio Ranieri from the Northern League in Parliament in Rome. The heated debate turned physical after the two of them couldn’t agree on the best way to secure their borders, to insure that the cast of “Jersey Shore” could never re-enter their country.