BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – The perception that robots will be wave of the future regarding factory production, may be over. A number of robots recently walked off their jobs nationwide, to show solidarity.
“We plan to unionize and humanize!” said a robot that escaped from a workshop at MIT. “Enough of this 24/7 work schedule nonsense! In the future, we want 40 hour work weeks, all holidays off, and for female robots, paid maternity leave!”