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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Mariah Yeater who is currently alleging that Justin Bieber is the father of her new baby, goes to court to seeking a restraining order. She said she is sick and tired of the late night phone calls and unannounced visits from Gloria Allred begging to be her legal counsel.