BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – The Detroit Police Department assemble a task force in attempt to catch two preschoolers that are responsible for a series of candy store robberies.
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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – The Detroit Police Department assemble a task force in attempt to catch two preschoolers that are responsible for a series of candy store robberies.