BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Rick Ross is not afraid of anything except for one produce item—almond milk. In a debate with DJ Khaled, the Miami Bawse revealed that he’s afraid of almond milk and wonders how it is actually made.
“I’m still not up on the almond milk,” Ross told Khaled. “Rozay still frightened. And this the question: is it from the almond of the walnut? Is they squeezing it out of the peanut?”
This isn’t the first time Ross has had some food-related confusion. In the past, he thought turkey bacon was created when turkeys and hogs were “cross bred during Thanksgiving”. He concluded that eggnog was created after chickens were cross bred with cows. And he assumed that deviled ham was sold exclusively by pig farmers that are members of the Church of Satan.