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BREAKING NEWS – Boise, Idaho – Mr. Potato Head was photographed running for his life, after an employee at McDonald’s attempted to push him into a deep fryer. His brother wasn’t as lucky, and was served throughout the day with Happy Meals and other popular lunch combinations.