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BREAKING NEWS – Kabul, Afghanistan – Many citizens of Kabul state that they are really enjoying the first bowling alley that was recently built there. None of the citizens appeared to be the least bit offended, when they found out that most of the balls were made out of the heads of former Taliban members that were killed by U.S. drones.