BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – China has announced its government is looking into reports that a suspected Chinese spy balloon was discovered flying in U.S. airspace over Montana.
“China is a responsible country and has no intention to violate the territory and airspace of any sovereign countries,” said Foreign Ministry spokesperson Mao Ning during a daily briefing on. “We copy U.S. products and create are own that are cheaper and of a much poorer quality, but we draw the line at violating American airspace.”