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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Scientists working with pest control companies believe that they now have compelling evidence on why so many rats were mysteriously leaving New York City. They said their data strongly suggests that even sewer rats were repulsed by the Wall Street Occupiers.
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wow check out this rat.
LMBO!
Holy s**t!!!! That thing is bigger than my cat!!! When I was a kid rats were referred to as “Roof Rabbits”!!!
Those are stupid scientists, even I can tell a KANGAROO when I see one. It’s from the tourist trade – people returning from vacations in the land down under with their baby roo’s and, well, getting frustrated so they toss them in the sewer thinking it will feed the sewer gaters.
I didn’t know kangaroos like cheese. What the…