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BREAKING NEWS – Kandahar, Afghanistan – Three Taliban are forced to stay after school at Terrorism College for receiving a failing grade in Roadside Bombs 101. The college had planned on calling their mother and father to school to discuss their academic issues, but their parents had blown themselves up in an attack earlier in the week.