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BREAKING NEWS – Kabul, Afghanistan – PBS and Sesame Street are still trying to address the unexpected issue of Grover converting to Islam, and moving to the middle east. Several unnamed Muppets stated that they were alarmed after they overheard Grover asking the Cookie Monster, if he knew how to put explosives in chocolate chips.