BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – A couple of Philly brothers are flipping the bird this Thanksgiving … and possibly sparing some of the dumbest creatures on earth from a death sentence!
Brian and Shaun Kean, who run the Philly Pretzel Factory, have created a soft pretzel version of the Thanksgiving fowl of choice. With a pound-and-a-half of dough, they can replicate the bird in the finest detail. They’ve already made 80 cooked/bald/dead pretzel turkeys.
“PETA loves what we’re doing,” stated Brian. “And along those lines, we made a pretzel version of a ham. We also made one in the shape of a full size human for vegans that used to be cannibals.”