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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – After the death of Kim Jong-il, Korean leaders are concerned if his son Kim Jong un, is prepared for the job. They admit that the only experience he has in foreign affairs, is his daily early morning two hour visits to the International House of Pancakes.