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BUT MOST OF ALL (A poem by Blake Grantham)
I love Sunday afternoon rainstorms
and watching birds in flight
I love snuggling by a fireplace
in the middle of the night
I love soft music and a candle’s glow
just to name a few
But most of all you thief of hearts
I passionately love you