THE U.S. WOMEN’S SWIM TEAM A.K.A. “THE SMILEY CLUB”
DANA VOLLMER, REBECCA SONI, MISSY FRANKLIN, AND ALLISON SCHMITT – GOLD MEDAL / WORLD RECORD
PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS (ASSUMING YOU LIKE REALLY BAD ADVICE) ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!
THE U.S. WOMEN’S SWIM TEAM A.K.A. “THE SMILEY CLUB”
DANA VOLLMER, REBECCA SONI, MISSY FRANKLIN, AND ALLISON SCHMITT – GOLD MEDAL / WORLD RECORD