THE U.S. WOMEN’S SWIM TEAM A.K.A. “THE SMILEY CLUB”
DANA VOLLMER, REBECCA SONI, MISSY FRANKLIN, AND ALLISON SCHMITT – GOLD MEDAL / WORLD RECORD
PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS (ASSUMING YOU LIKE REALLY BAD ADVICE) ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!