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THE WATERFALL (A poem by Blake Grantham)
A crystal colored waterfall
destined for the ocean
Is nature’s version of perpetual beauty;
poetry in motion
Like paperback romantic novels
where all the dreams come true
I really think that I’ve been destined
to spend my life with you