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BREAKING NEWS – Gisborne, New Zealand – Stan Lee, the comic book mastermind who changed the landscape of the superhero genre, has died at age […]
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Andy Rooney who has been a staple on 60 Minutes, announces that October 2, 2011 will be […]