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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – An attorney for Satan files a complaint against the city of Cleveland and Ohio. In the court papers, Satan […]
BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – Ariel Castro, who kidnapped three women and sexually assaulted them for nearly a decade in his basement, and was […]