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Aries  ~  March 21 – April 19Symbol: RamElement: FireSign Ruler: MarsLucky Color: RedLucky Number: 5 

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Aries  ~  March 21 – April 19Symbol: RamElement: FireSign Ruler: MarsLucky Color: RedLucky Number: 5 

Daily Photos & Art

Aries  ~  March 21 – April 19 Symbol: Ram Element: Fire Sign Ruler: Mars Lucky Color: Red Lucky Number: 5 

Daily Photos & Art

Aries  ~  March 21 – April 19 Symbol: Ram Element: Fire Sign Ruler: Mars Lucky Color: Red Lucky Number: 5 

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Aries  ~  March 21 – April 19 Symbol: Ram Element: Fire  Sign Ruler: Mars  Lucky Color: Red Lucky Number: 5