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BREAKING NEWS – Mission, British Columbia – Some footage shot by hikers on a trail in Canada, appears to be a very large brown creature […]
BREAKING NEWS – Beaverton, Oregon – Local and state police are now investigating the horrific deaths of three employees at Nike Shoes. After secretly trapping […]